Overview
Hybrid · Cannabis Seeds · Feminized seedsFUH F*cked Up Hippy (Seedstockers) Feminized is a hybrid strain from our feminized seeds range testing at 33% THC. Commonly reported effects: relaxing, uplifting, euphoric, creative and energetic. Flavour notes: earthy and fruity.
Highlights
- Old-school sativa soul: Maui Wowie lineage brings classic Hawaiian cerebral energy to the cross.
- Balanced hybrid power: Fat Bastard adds structural density and serious yield muscle to the equation.
- Massive harvest potential: Up to 600 g/m² indoors after a 10-11 week flower cycle.
- Potent and layered: Up to 33% THC, opening energetic and grounding into deep relaxation.
About this format
Cannabis seeds are sold as collectable souvenirs and for the preservation of genetics. Feminized seeds grow into female plants, autoflowers switch to bloom on their own regardless of light schedule, and regular seeds produce both sexes for breeding. Germination is illegal in many countries — know your local law before you buy.
From the supplier
FUH F*cked Up Hippy (Seedstockers): Old-School Spirit, Modern Output
The name says it all. FUH F*cked Up Hippy from Seedstockers is a balanced hybrid built on a cross that puts two very different worlds together: Maui Wowie, the classic Hawaiian sativa known for cerebral lift and sun-soaked energy, and Fat Bastard, a dense, high-output indica that brings structural weight and serious yield potential. What you get is a strain that carries the free-spirited character of its sativa parent while being engineered for the kind of returns that keep growers coming back. THC reaches up to 33%, which puts these seeds firmly in seasoned-user territory. This is not a casual introduction to cannabis.
Patience Rewarded at Scale
FUH F*cked Up Hippy runs a 10-11 week flowering cycle. That is on the longer end for a balanced hybrid, and it is the price of admission for what comes next. Indoors, expect up to 600 g/m², a figure that reflects Fat Bastard's yield muscle working through the cross. Outdoors, plants can deliver up to 500 g per plant come harvest. Height data is not confirmed for this strain, but expect tall, large plants that benefit from canopy management. A SCROG net or topping early will help you make the most of the space and keep the structure in check. Grow difficulty is rated moderate, so some experience with photoperiod plants will serve you well. The long cycle demands patience, but the harvest justifies it.
Earthy Roots, Fruity Brightness, and a Two-Stage Effect
The aroma opens with an earthy backbone, deep and grounding, before a fruity brightness lifts through. The flavour follows the same arc: woody and herbal at the base, with tropical sweetness coming through as you go. The resin density is notable, which comes through clearly in the density of the finished buds. The effect mirrors the genetics. Maui Wowie's sativa side opens things up with an energetic, euphoric push that is clear-headed and sociable. Over time, Fat Bastard's indica structure takes hold, grounding the experience into something more relaxing and body-focused. For growers who want a strain with genuine character and a harvest to match, FUH F*cked Up Hippy delivers both ends of the spectrum. Working to a tighter schedule? F.U.H (F*cked Up Hippy) Autoflower is the autoflowering take on these genetics, finishing without a light-cycle change.
